Another night in Rushden

I've got to tell you... I just love lairy girls. You know the type - fat, unattractive and with a mouth bigger than their balls. You're all mouth and no trousers.

You want to try and start a fight with me and then when you're unsuccessful because I'm better than that (and frankly, touching you might result in me catching some awful chav gene) you want to try and call me names while in a passing car.

Well done, beautiful. You've managed to make yourself look even more retarded than before. Oh, and next time, don't do it in front of the police ;)

Monique xx